Unfinished Sentences

1. I usually worry about my grandma. my grandma gets around worse and worse anymore and it really starts to worry me more and more. I know this is the toughest woman I have ever met in my life but you can see in her face that it gets hard for her and I wish I could make it better.

2. I feel angry when people do not listen. for example earlier this week I called about a set of U-bolts for my truck but never said I wanted to buy them due to price but the company did not listen so I had to buy them anyway which did not make me very happy.

 

3. I’m moody when I get in to a hurry. when people rush me it really aggravates me cause o forget everything which can change my mood drastically from there.

 

4. I’m happiest when I work on my truck and see the finishing result. I love to work on my trucks to an extent but then I love seeing the result even more. it is by far the best feeling in the world for me.

 

5. I feel confident when I do something right. who doesn't? I enjoy it when things go the right way and I get the job done and get a good job from the instructor.

 

6. I feel frustrated when things get difficult. when I am at work and I break a bolt or smash my knuckles or something like that it really frustrates me. beyond what I could imagine at times

 

7. I feel depressed when I think about death in a person I love. when I think about death it makes me think about my grand pa and what a father figure he was tome and when he dies it devastated me and then I think about what it would be like to loose my grandma and how much it would kill me to lose her too.

 

8. I am comfortable when I am home. when I go home and take all my clothes off and lay in bed is when I feel the most comfortable. it is the place I don't every worry about a thing.

 

9. I feel nervous when I am in a new place. I hate being in a new place because I am normally around new people which sucks. however when I get to know the people around me the nervous feeling goes away.

 

10. I feel sentimental when I get around my grandpa's things. when I get around my grandpa's boat or tuck it wells me with memories that I can t hardly bear and I want to get rid of the things but I cannot bring myself to do so.

Metaphorical Deffinations

Misery is a Stormy Day
Love is a box of Chocolates
Reality is a Tasty Sucker
Courage is a Lion
Bravery is a Sharp Sword
Pride is a Shark
Friendship is a Circle
Faith is a Church
Anger is Bomb
Childhood is a Red Bike
Wisdom is a Book
Freedom is an American Flag
Knowledge is a TV show
Shame is a Yellow Puddle
Embarrassment is a Tomato

Sensory Experiance

*See*

the bright lights of the shop shinning on the black hood that stands in the front of me
the gauges of the truck within reach
Kodi beside the truck waiting for the next move

 

*Taste*

the taste of victory
the saliva in my mouth is all

*Feel*

the key chain in my right hand
the steering wheel in my left
the gas peddle at my foot
the clutch at my left foot
my wet back against the seat

*Smell*

the smell of burnt gas so strong and so rich forcing the burn in my eyes and the sting in my nose

*Hear*

the turning of a motor, the winding of a starter
the battery getting weak
the start of the motor, the deep rumble of the truck with open headers

Extended Metephors

If I were an animal I would be a dog. I would be a dog because I am loyal to friends wouldn’t take an opportunity even though provided to make them feel bad or betray them. I would be a dog because I am good at keeping secrets, I mean dogs cannot talk. I would be a dog because I have a loud bark and it can be followed with a bite although who don’t?

If I were a car I would be a Chevy of course I love General Motors vehicles but I would be a 4x4 Camouflage Truck. I have this truck and I am very impressed all the time. I would be this truck because I pull my weight and more at times, in anything from cleaning up after myself to work. I love to go fast I recently rebuilt the motor in this truck and it now hauls the mail which makes me very happy.  I push myself where no one wants to go, I take this truck to the ends of the world and put it on the floor the whole way. Lastly I require a lot of fuel this truck only gets like 3MPG so it’s rough on the back pocket.

If I were a cartoon character I would be Shaggy. I would be shaggy because apparently I look like him. I would also be Shaggy because I love to eat as does Shaggy. My last reason is my dog. Scooby is believed to be a Great Dane and my dog is also a Great Dane

Symbolic Recepit

How to make a Tyler

Ingredients needed:

1. 4 cups Knowledge
2. 4 cups Happiness
3. 5 cups Sarcasm
4. 2 cups Self-control
5. 3 1/2 cups Attitude
6. 3 cups Humor
7. 4 cups Impulse
8. 5 cups Restlessness
9. 4 cups Love
10. 4 cups Kindness
11. 10 cups Coke

start with the coke and then add the self control to keep everything calm
nest add the knowledge because what is self control without knowledge
next in a different bowl mix the attitude, humor and sarcasm. watch this bowl very carefully!!
in a third bowl mix the love, kindness and happiness.
next mix the first and third bowl together, then add the impulse.
take the restlessness and add to the second bowl very slowly then when finished add to the first bowl again slow
finally cook at 80 degrees for 30 mins or until the rising stops and enjoy

Personal Metephors

1. if i were an animal i would be a dog because i am loyal to friends, i am good at keeping secrets, i have a loud bark and it can be followed with a bite.
2. if i were a car i would be a Chevy of course but i would be a 4x4 camo truck because i pull my weight and more at times, i love to go fast and i push my self where no one wants to go, oh and i require a lot of fuel
3. if i were an article of clothing i would be a a pair of wranglers because i am skinny, durable and last along time but yet i still wear out
4. if i were a day of the week i would be a Friday because it can be the beginning of either a really good time or a really bad but mostly a good
5. if i were a food i would be a yes you are right a pickle. i would be a pickle because i am a little bit sour with a nice crunch
6. if i were a color i would be green because i love being outside
7. if i were a movie i would be a comedy because i have a good sense of humor
8. if i were a fragrance i would be poop because i don't sink in the pool and there is not a day goes by that i do not have gas
9. if i were a building i would be a gazebo because i am very open
10. if i were a plant i would be a oak tree because i have a good foundation with my feet and i took forever to grow
11. if i were a instrument i would be a bass guitar because i am a leader
12. if i were a geometric shape i would be a circle because i am unique and am very smooth
13. if i were a piece of furniture i would be a candle holder because that is my favorite character from beauty and the beast
14. if i were a song i would be a rock son because i am mostly upbeat
15. if i were an appliance i would be a microwave because i am simple
16. if i were a TV character i would be 
17. if i were a season i would be spring because i like green and growth
18. if i were a natural phenomenon i would be an eclipse because i am a Gemini and i do have split personalities
19. if i were a cartoon character i would be shaggy because i love to eat and my dog is also a great dane
20. if i were a word i would be the word fuck because i am useful in many different situations but not every situations

The Ultimate All Purpose Excuse

Let’s just say I am trying to get of a speeding ticket. Let’s just say. Setting the scenario, it’s like 11:30 at night I am looking for air to add to my rear shocks so the truck will ride a little better. We stop at herds thinking a truck stop would have air.... wrong. So we plan to go to Casey's and get air. I know they have air. But first we have to look at Levis car because he bottomed out just a bit before this. We are looking at his car when I hear the truck door shut. Well then I see its just Jake and I figure he is just sitting in it like any other time. We go back to looking at the car then I hear the truck start and so I get up and give Jake kind of a look. Nothing severer but then again he =isn't real intelligent to notice. I watch him very closely then he puts it in reverse. I start shaking my head no. what does he do? He backs up. So I then stare him down and apparently he does not notice for he just takes off to the road. Levi is telling him to go and I am telling Levi to shut up but it is too late and Jake takes off. The thing I know is that 1 the truck is very sensitive and 2 the blinker will not shut off. I also know that he is in my truck without me. MY truck. I run to Sura's car and him to sit in the passenger seat because I know I am going to speed. This way if I do get pulled over it will be ok because Sura will not be in trouble. Well on my way to catch up I see a cop. I just pull over because I already know.

 

The cop pulls me over and the first question is obviously "do you know why I pulled you over?" my answer is simple "speeding?"

 

He then ask me why I am going so fast so I tell him the truth. "I am trying to catch my truck that was in front of me."

 

He asked me if I had been drinking. What the heck?!?!?

 

Then if the guy in the truck has been drinking. I thought this was a good excuse and the truth as well but it being the cop it was I knew I was screwed from the start. Long story short I get a ticket