Throw Away The Rear Veiw Mirror, I'm Gone!

I already have a suit case full of pictures and things but I really don’t know what else is in it

1. My baby picture- it’s one of the only ones we have anymore.  I don’t want to lose it. However, I will leave some pictures for my family to remember me by
2. My dogs collar- Since I can’t take my dog I will at least take something to remember him by
3. My go to town boots- I will be wearing my work boots
4. My knife-  I inherited from my grandpa
5. All of my truck keys- so no one can drive my truck
6. A box of Nutty Bars- Just in case they go out of business like Twinkies. I will keep them forever.
7. My tool set- You never know when something may need worked on.
8. Roll of Duct tape- Duct tape fixes everything.
9. My cowboy hat- Just in case I get stuck in the sun for a long time.
10. Enough wire hangers to finish filling the suit case

Old People Talk

So when I ask friends what a story I always tell about the answer I received was actually surprising. It wasn't a little kid story or a something about my family. The answer I got was about me in recent terms and not in a bad way either. Sura calls them my toilet adventures. My favorite how he says toilet adventure, would be a day where I come home after eating Chinese or Taco Bell or something and had really, really bad gas. I was farting and they sounded pretty good, they also stunk really badly. But I always like to start this story with asking people “How many of you have ever pooped your pants but not had to change your underwear?” That always catches them off guard and they give me that what is wrong with this kid look. “It’s just a question” but anyway back to my story I had really bad gas, we were sitting at the kitchen table stinking it up pretty bad, something fierce actually. My grandmother can smoke all day long and it not bother her but it bothers me, I can fart all day long, doesn’t bother me but it definitely bothers her, gotta love karma. Anyway, she was complaining telling me I stunk and I did. So, I thought it’d be funny to try and fart on her. Knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t have, well maybe I would have because this makes for a pretty good story. So I farted on her and as you would expect, I pooped my pants, she luckily didn’t realize I don’t know how but she didn’t. As I made a mad dash to the bathroom, when I get in the bathroom which it’s a good one, one of them where when you wipe your butt and you can feel the thick consistency, like you actually pooped on the toilet paper. So I realize I need more than toilet paper, so I holler for some baby wipes. I clean up and look at my underwear, they’re as clean as they were when I put them on that morning therefore, I don’t have to change them. How many people can say that?

So Glad That I'm Not Short

This is the first person that I look up to and believe that every person should look up to. The thing that amazes me about him is things that are even things that people hear of every day. Things from him being born to a virgin, which has to be a sign. To the amount of pain that he endured before his death, which has to be another sign.  How he stood against the church to show what needed to be done . these are all things that amaze me. Even now he amazes me by standing up to his father and claiming sinful souls, letting them into heaven.

                What about Jesus doesn't make you want to become a better person. I think most people look at this from he is the gate to heaven and that is misled by fear. However if you look at the way he lived his life and allow that to touch you then it is touching or riveting, how his disciples were not people of the church or people of great wealth. His disciples, his friends were people of no expectant I want to be able to do that, to have the will power and the mind to be able to.

The next person I look up to would definitely be Jack sparrow. The same jack sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. However is not to be mistaken by Johnny Depp. I have no clue, anything about Johnny Depp other then I like some of the characters he has played in the movies. Capitan Jack Sparrow I know enough about I can use here. I know he has no real plan of action except to live. He is the governor of his own island. He is a great thinker on his toes. Though he does have his downsides just as everyone else does, like his hygiene and his morals. Jack is a great role model in my opinion he is in a Disney movie for crying out loud he has to be a good guy somehow. I feel as if I can now relate to jack as though I am a fast thinker and I do not plan

The Reality in Time

The true story behind my picture. This was some time around October in 2012. After school on like a Friday Jake Horner and myself were finishing cutting some wood for a guy that lived north of Monett. We had the truck loaded and ready but the guy would not answer when we called. We tried and tried abut still nothing. 3 rick on the truck and t was pointless to just toss it back off. We went back to the woods and backed up along the fence and loaded another rick of wood. With 4 rick of wood I thought a picture was needed. The truck was sitting on the axle and squirrelly to drive. But the idea was that I could fit 4 rick in the bed of my truck and I did

Groundhog Day

A time loop would really suck, especially if you were to get stuck in a bad day. Even a good day could suck after so many times. If asked what day you would want to redo what would you say? What if you had no choice in what day? How would you relive a good day or how would you relive a bad day, what would you change in the benefit what about for the worse?

The day I would get stuck in may not be the one that I am going to want to be stuck in but anyway. Like a couple years or so ago, my family was having a good time and they were partying it up. Well when the thought of partying is relevant you’re going to drink. It’s a good thing I don’t drink. Anyways, they were playing music in the garage and there was enough beer at the beginning of the night to kill a football team. The night was half over and things were getting drama filled. I personally hate being around people when this starts happening but that doesn’t stop them from doing it. The earliest thing if that night that I can remember is my aunt being so drunk she is annoying. I have two aunts one I can put up with the other I wish would die. That’s bad isn’t it?  The one a can put up with was running her mouth to the wrong person and well for some reason I remember seeing her in the bed of a pickup full of trash, crazy right? Well they were no longer playing music because drama had taking over the night. My other aunt was screwing one of the guitar players down at grandmas. Well we went too go get her and we being me and grandma. We get there and she is drunk!!! And she starts giving life advice like she has any room to talk. Then the relationship advice, that’s where I draw my line. I blow up and start yelling and carrying on.  I leave then, grandma takes me to go eat and cool off. We come back to a surprise. My uncle is wanting to rip my head off because my stupid aunt had run her mouth to him about me apparently talking about him behind his back.  The night continues to get worse. It starts with the person drinking beer and ends with me in fear of my life…

                There are two ways I could have changed this. The first is the way everyone wants to hear. The way I should wish to have chosen but I don’t wish it went this way. I could have avoided the entire situation and stayed the night with a friend but that doesn’t go well for me. I like my bed entirely too much. The other way is that I could have just jumped on my aunt and given her what she needs. What anybody has to say about what I want to do I do not care but I want everyone to know how I feel. I hate my aunt; I wouldn’t help her out of a burning building. I will stop there I need help but this is not the way to seek it.